You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if… | Funny Stuff I did Elsewhere

You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if…

Ok, here’s a post I worked on at my other site, but it cracked me up soooo much I thought I’d share it.  Feel free to share it with your Jewish friends as well!  Oh, and tell me your fave… mine is:  – You end all prayers with “get er done” instead of Amen

You May Just be a Jewish Redneck If…
-You know which brand of squeeze cheese is Kosher

– You have a gun rack in your Sukkah

– You don’t ride on Shabbat because your car has a boot on it

– You think that a hora is a high priced call girl

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One thought on “You May Just be a Jewish Redneck if… | Funny Stuff I did Elsewhere

  1. Mother Teresa

    You are just SO crass! Clean it up lady. GET HELP!

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    What’s Wrong With Swearing?

    Swearing Imposes a Personal Penalty
    It gives a bad impression
    It makes you unpleasant to be with
    It endangers your relationships
    It’s a tool for whiners and complainers
    It reduces respect people have for you
    It shows you don’t have control
    It’s a sign of a bad attitude
    It discloses a lack of character
    It’s immature
    It reflects ignorance
    It sets a bad example

    Swearing is Bad for Society
    It contributes to the decline of civility
    It represents the dumbing down of America
    It offends more people than you think
    It makes others uncomfortable
    It is disrespectful of others
    It turns discussions into arguments
    It can be a sign of hostility
    It can lead to violence

    Swearing corrupts the English language
    It’s abrasive, lazy language
    It doesn’t communicate clearly
    It neglects more meaningful words
    It lacks imagination
    It has lost its effectiveness

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