Me: We removed it because it was too comfortable and we weren’t able to get people to leave our house when we wanted them to go.
Me: Yeah, and also we kept falling asleep on it and not watching the ends of shows that we hadn’t TiVoed, so it was really frustrating.
Jake: Nu uh, our cat peed on it
Me: Thanks Jake, I think we should go with my story in the future. Yours was embarrassing.
We sound like the Beverly Hillbillies.
Jake: The who?
Me: My way, we sound like we have the most awesome couch ever and when we tell people about it they’re thinking, Their couch WAS amazing, I wish I spent more time on it when I had the chance. It probably cost a fortune. The Isenman’s are super classy. Your way, they’re like, gross you live like animals.
This is why you’ll never be a politician.
Friend: Jake, your mom is weird.