Jenny from the Blog is like comedy crack, but more addictive and less wack.
Va-What? Va-huh? Va-Why is it so Trendy to Adorn Your Va Jay Jay?
Seriously, either I’m too old or too prudish, but I can’t figure out why women need to do so much vaginal maintenance to get their man’s attention these days. I used to be a vaginal visionary, a pioneer if you will. I was the first on the block to get a Brazilian, a “landing strip,” and the unfortunate “wax-ident” I term, “The Charlie Chaplin.” Well, I don’t have proof that I was the first, but I’m pretty confident. Now, vaginal maintenance has become a truly hair razing experience.
A couple years back, there was Va-hedging (okay, I don’t know about the term, but the trend was real) think Edward Scissorhands and a bottle of semi-permanent color. You could have a red heart for V-day and a green clover for St. Patties. Then there was vajazzling: Using Swarovski crystals to add a little bling to your lady thing. I had been waiting for someone to put those crystals to better use… what timing, I’m sure it made the 115yr old company proud to be associated with such a high class fad.