Magic Mike Ecards Because Who Doesn’t Like Mommy Porn

Well, since we established in yesterday’s Magic Mike post, that I’m possibly addicted to “Mommy Porn” and Channing Tatum’s abs, I thought I’d write some ecards to commemorate the occasion.

Not that finding out you might be addicted to porn or abs, is an occasion, but, it’s a while until my birthday, so why not celebrate?  I’ll pay for it later with a 12 step program that hopefully involves full immersion therapy.  Or maybe I’ll have to apologize to all the abs I’ve coveted in the past, which would totally suck, but I guess recovery is never an easy road.

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You can share individually like with the Fifty Shades Cards or the card set as a whole.  I say, print them out, laminate, and make them into coasters.

 

8 thoughts on “Magic Mike Ecards Because Who Doesn’t Like Mommy Porn

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  2. Melissa M

    I think a tablecloth would be better suited for his abs pics.
    You- ‘Damn, this tablecloth is so wrinkly, I’ll just hang it in bathroom while I take a shower.’
    Hubby- Umm, honey? You’ve been in that shower for like two hours. Are you okay?

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    1. Jenny from the blog Post author

      Yes yes great idea and when you’re done in the shower you and the whole fam could eat off him. “what this old thing. I think i inherited it from an aunt or something. Why. It’s been in the family for generations. Yes they had leather fringe thongs in the 1800’s, duh..”

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