If you’ve cracked open a paper or macbook recently, including the NY Post, whose headline read: Buzz Kill – city stops sex-toy giveaway, you would know that the lines to get a free Trojan sex toy in NYC yesterday stretched for blocks, clogging streets and blocking store fronts — though the stunt was quickly shut down by Mayor Bloomberg, who’s been called a “cock-block” in the media (I kid you not). Frankly, I’ve been calling him that ever since college when he was insistent on continuing a game of beer pong as a cute Senior attempted to kiss me in the corner. Oh, Mike, always up for a good drinking game.
So, today I remind you, my readers, that I’m always ahead of the curve. Yes, I wrote How Many Vibrators Does it Take to Turn on a Blogger, 2 days ago and today… 20 new articles surfaced on the sex toy swag, including front page of my beloved NY Post.
So, I called the peeps at Trojan, since these vibrators seem to be burning a hole in there pants (well panties) and they said they would give some to my readers who were not fortunate enough to be in NYC yesterday. Yay! No lines! I know, I rock. Thinking about your pleasure and all. Like a really unselfish lover, which I’ve unfortunately never been called, until now.
That said, to enter for a vibrator, for yourself or a friend or your child’s teacher… Tweet me this line, “Jenny from the Blog @SuburbanJungle is awesome & she’s giving away stuff for women: http://owl.li/cRrry ” plus anything complimentary you feel like writing, then leave a comment to let me know that you tweeted (and so I’ll have your info). If you don’t have a twitter account you can simply share this article on FB, but include something lovely about me anyway. And of course still leave a comment to let me know you shared. You will be entered into a random drawing, which will be done Monday Aug 13th. This means anything complimentary you write is of no purpose other than to feed my ego, which is super needy!!! (I have no idea how many they’re going to give away. I’m hoping somewhere between 5 and 5,000, but I’m thinking closer to 5.)
JENNY FROM THE BLOG
Addendum: 8-13 – the winners have been chosen!!! Thanks to all who entered!
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